Hunter

Our family loves Adventures in Odyssey from Focus on the Family. Nearly every time we get in the van we are listening to another audio adventure. The boys can't get enough! Last week we listened to a funny episode that featured a cranky librarian who decided to recite her list of "100 Things I Don't Like" at a poetry open mic night. Well, that must have stirred the creative juices in Hunter because today he began working on his own list. I'll just give you the first half. I really don't think he was trying to be negative, just trying to be funny. I told him that next he needs to make a list of 100 things that he DOES like.

1. PB&J's
2. Rubber duckies
3. The color pink
4. The drawer in the bottom left corner of my dresser that doesn't close.
5. Dr. Pepper
6. Kids' toothpaste
7. Boring books
8. Pillows that are too hard
9. Pillows that are too soft
10. Pillows that look like bunnies
11. Bunnies
12. Robot bunnies
13. Graham crackers
14. Tooth pulls
15. Booth tolls
16. Bridge trolls
17. Bobble heads
18. Glow-in-the-dark, neon socks
19. Sid the Science Kid
20. Cooties
21. Dunkin' Donuts
22. Jokes that aren't funny
23. Long lists
24. Stuffed animals
25. Yoda's ears
26. Bananas
27. Peas
28. Nuts
29. Peanuts
30. Lawn gnomes
31. Baby wipes
32. Burps
33. Lipstick
34. Negative people
35. Brenda Shurley (referring to our Home school English curriculum, Shurley English)
36. After lunch jobs
37. Figgy pudding
38. The name Bob (So sorry to anyone named Bob)
39. Bob the Builder
40. Hula hoops
41. Clowns
42. Poodles
43. Pillow pets
44. Commercials
45. Ballet
46. Ballet dancers
47. Ballet Ninjas
48. Ballet babies
49. Ballet Barbies
50. The heavy guy named Little John (from Robin Hood)
51. Broccoli
52. Speed Racer
53. Speed eraser
54. Flowers
55. People who make stale cookies
56. People who steal cookies
57. People who toss cookies
58. Barf bags
59. Corn 
60. The Cat in the Hat
61. The bunny in the hat (I have no idea!)
62. Long waits
63. Peanut butter crackers