Connor

When the boys journal as part of their school work, I can always count on the fact that Connor's journal entry will be off the wall! He writse likes he talks/ thinks and usually that means that his writing is crazy and funny! His last three journal entries have been about McDonalds. We rarely eat at McDonalds and after reading these journal poems, I think Connor has some animosity towards this restaurant.

McNuggets

McNuggets are gross,
grosser than ever.
They have every part of a chicken,
except for their feathers.
The eyeballs and beaks,
and if chickens had cheeks,
they'd put those in there too!
as well as their p...,
moving on!
So McNuggest are gross,
grosser than ever.
And so is McDonalds,
so don't eat there, NEVER!

McFlurry

McFlurry's are good,
awesome and super.
But if they weren't from McDonalds,
they'd be even cooler.
So it makes me mad,
that Mcdonalds get the credit
instead of Wendy's,
who really made it.
But McDonalds stole the recipe, 
and changed the name too.
So they get to make it,
and they don't get sued!

At the bottom of his paper he wrote, FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER!

McWings

Who could like wings? Oh, not I,
I'm not really a wing kind of guy,
who eats them nearly every day,
without stopping, with no delay.
But McDonalds made them even worse,
when people took money out of their purse,
and gave it to the employee.
But what they got, it drained their glee.
Oh, I wouldn't eat them for twenty bucks!
I'd much rather eat some tasty ducks.
Ah yes, ducks are a delicacy,
But not if they're made by Mickey D's!
Aagh! They ruin everything.